Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
|—||Woody Allen (via veineux)|
being told i was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now i have a complex and question my entire existence when i dont excel at something right away
I like it when posts like this are actually true
Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny”
I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought
|—||W. Somerset Maugham, The Moon And Sixpence (via lilydavenport)|
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